#fuck i’m having flashbacks
Fight me horse people
Choke. Rain Rot. Valley Fever. Lockjaw. Sleeping Sickness. Black Leg. Red Water. Blue Tongue. Lavender Foal. Fatal White. Dummy Foal.
… if it’s not a ridiculously long acronym, it’s something that makes you feel like a Shakespearean witch.
Hardware disease. Spider lambs. FETAL MONSTERS