#funk and wagnall

Hawk: Klinger, we’re gonna need more ice. Try the Officers’ Club.

Klinger: I’ll be back in a trice with the ice.

Charles: ‘Trice’?

Klinger: Fifteen ways to a better vocabulary, Major. The keystone to executive advancement is enhanced by good verbiage.

Charles: Funk and Wagnall are whirling dervishly in their mausoleum.

BJ: Great verbiage, Charles.

Charles: I’m on day fourteen.