#funny drabble
“Do you want to tell me why you’re in a dumpster or should I guess?”
The question from Tony Stark’s mouth came simply, a shapely eyebrow quirked while the billionaire let his arms cross, the dark blue suit lightly dusted in fading golden rays as the daylight slowly sunk with the sun. His brown eyes were settled on the redheaded girl who had seemingly crash landed into the dumpster just outside the compound.
It was taking everything in the older hero not to burst out laughing.
Dark green eyes met his as the girl puffed, shoving up off the trashbags that had broken her fall, thankfully none of them were busted, but the smell was not pleasant. A mixture of scraps, metal, and vermin droppings lingered over the warm plastic below delicate hands.
“Just shut up,” Came Tabbitha’s reply as she gripped the edge, scowling at the grime that was there for a moment before she pushed up enough to throw herself out of the green metal bin. Looking up once she was stood on the pavement, Tabbi stuck her tongue out at the man who was on the balcony.
“So lady like,” He droned, clearly unimpressed with the S.H.I.E.L.D agent who was currently taking residence with him and the few other Avengers that were at the compound.
“You held up quite well!” The boom of Thor’s voice caught Tony by surprise, amber eyes flicking up to the well groomed God who had seemingly been sparring with the human below.
“Yeah. thanks, Thor. I’ll get back with you after I run some numbers,” Tabbitha called with a smile to the male who held a hand up in response before he headed back towards the training room.
Thank the Gods they had left the sliding glass door open, other wise, Tabbi may have a few more issues to worry about than a delayed deployment of her latest gadget. Just as she was about to move, her bracelet pinged- leaving Tony to laugh as a small air mattress deployed much like an airbag might.
“Shut up!” The redhead called again, glaring up at the genius who motioned her inside.
“Clean up and meet me in the lab.”
