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master of the house


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[ID: A screencap from Seinfeld of George sitting on the couch in Jerry’s apartment, eating pea

[ID: A screencap from Seinfeld of George sitting on the couch in Jerry’s apartment, eating peanut butter out of the jar with one hand and holding a magazine in the other. Jerry points at him indignantly and says “Are you eating my peanut butter out of the jar with your disgusting fingers?” Elaine is standing in the background. End ID]


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jesuschristfinalgirl:

george costanza garfield. is this anything

Apparently yes

lateralsymmetry:“Good Christ, a Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and

lateralsymmetry:

“Good Christ, a Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!”

— Phillip Roth


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last night I had a dream about George Costanza getting pegged.

mr-c-c: Isn’t this what we all think about?

mr-c-c:

Isn’t this what we all think about?


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Can’t make this shit up.

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