#gerald you goofed
big fan of the idea that shadow was born as, like, a real baby rather than being spat out of a test tube as the fifteen year old he is now. there’s so much room to play in the space with baby shadow. they have to baby proof the space station because he tried to chew on wires. maria dresses him up like a little doll. everyone carries him around when he’s in a Mood because it calms him down. he has to hold maria’s hand whenever they walk anywhere. they have to teach him english but he copies someone swearing once & maria has a full on giggle fit. the possibilities are endless
