#goblin guide review

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gatherallthemagic:

Wow, Goblin Guides are expensive now. I thought $12 was a lot when I bought them! $32 is insane.

Honestly, it depends on the quality of the guide. $32 is pretty high, but not unheard of if the goblin really knows his stuff.

When my wife and I took our vacation to Kazandu National Park last year, we asked around and found a really good goblin guide for $22. And let me tell you, it was $22 well spent!!

He explained a lot of the beautiful natural formations, identified the local plants and animals, and kept us from getting killed by ambushing baloths. And he was GREAT with the kids. He never even tried to eat them. (Not even once!)

Anyway, sorry if you had different expectations. If you’re on a budget, ask around and you MIGHT be able to find one for less than $12. (But at that rate, you might want to keep a closer eye on your kids during dinner.)

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