#hagakure yasuhiro
“Should we spend some time studying?”
“Oh, I don’t wanna bother you while you’re studyin’. I’ll leave you alone. See ya, Makoto…!”
I don’t think things could have gone any worse than that. Crap…
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“I love reading!”
“I love nudie mags! Oh, don’t worry. I’m old enough to buy ‘em. I’ve been held back a few times, don’t forget. I guess everyone’s situation is different…”
I get the feeling he didn’t have much fun…
Well. Ok
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“That’s a pretty cute doll.”
“I hate dolls. They wanna kill us all! They’re our natural enemy! The second your back is turned, bam! Doll knife!”
I don’t think things could have gone any worse than that. Crap…
Might be a bit too late for this, Hiroko Hagakure, but Chucky is DEFINITELY not a kids’ movie
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“Let’s organize things in here a little…”
“Cleaning is the worst…”
I don’t think things could have gone any worse than that. Crap…
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“I remember these toy vending machines!”
“I had so many of these when I was a kid. There was a set of OOPArts from all around the world. I didn’t stop until I had them all. What about you? What sets were you into?”
It looks to me like he had a really good time.
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“What should we talk about…?”
“Huh? Weren’t you the one who wanted to come here…? Don’t forget that, man. It’s your job to make sure I have a good time…!”
I get the feeling he didn’t have much fun…
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“Do you know how to cook?”
“I’m going to tell you something, Makoto, so pay attention. Men shouldn’t go anywhere near the kitchen. For serious… You really want me to make you something? The best I can offer is cup noodle or freeze-dried curry.”
I think we both had a pretty good time.
8/
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“For breakfast, Japanese style is best.”
“You got it! Rice and miso soup, that’s the soul of Japan. But to be honest, I don’t really care what I eat. When I went into hiding from those scary gang guys, I had to literally drink mud. But I’m not worried anymore! Next time I’m in a bind, I know I can turn to you, Makoto!”
It looks to me like he had a really good time.
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“When I’m starving, it’s burger time!”
“Hamburgers… I have a bad burger memory, man. I got cheated out of my ground beef. I get all depressed just thinking about it…!”
I don’t think things could have gone any worse than that. Crap…
HERE IT IS HERE IT IT EHERE IT IS!!!!!!!!
That said I’M SO disappointed that he didn’t mention the aliens. I MEAN
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“Wanna walk around a bit?”
“Uh… okay, sure. There’s not a ton of open space in here, but that should be okay. Then let’s imagine we’re outside, just you and me, under the open sun, together… Agh, no good. Doesn’t work when it’s two guys.”
I think we both had a pretty good time.
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“Wanna do some gardening?”
“I’m more of a detached observer. I really hate taking baths, so I don’t wanna get dirty…”
I don’t think things could have gone any worse than that. Crap…
HOLY SHIT THERE WE HAVE IT. THE VERY LAST EVENT.
Stay tuned for some closing words from yours truly.
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“It’s super humid in here, huh?”
“If you wanna raise this many plants, you don’t have too much choice. But personally, I like it here. All this plant-based respiration is good for my brain-based inspiration!”
I get the feeling he didn’t have much fun…
*looks into the camera like i’m on The Office*
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“I’m a big fan of music.”
“Me, too. I love music! When I’m doing a reading, I use music to set the mood and reel them in. That’s one of the most important parts! The people who come to see me totally fall for stuff like that, ya know.”
He says that stuff like it’s normal…
It looks to me like he had a really good time.
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“Kinda boring here, huh?”
“There’s plenty of stuff to keep yourself occupied! You just don’t have the proper ambition! You need to wake up, Makoto!”
I get the feeling he didn’t have much fun…
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“I’m not sure about any of these games…”
“Then all that’s left is to flip through these magazines. So… let’s see if we can find any dirty fold-outs! Oh, but not for you, Makoto! You’re too young!”
It looks to me like he had a really good time.
Even Hagakure knows not to expose minors to adult content
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“Did you learn your skills from a book?”
“Huh? No, I just practiced. Books never had anything to do with it. Why would anyone wanna hafta rely on a book?”
I get the feeling he didn’t have much fun…
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“Have you ever published a book?”
“Um… no. I mean, nobody’s ever asked me to publish one or anything, so…Wait, I got an idea! I’m gonna write a book and become an overnight success! “The End of Waiting Days!” You’re gonna help me write it, right!? Just make something up! Say that my predictions helped you become a billionaire or something!”
It looks to me like he had a really good time.
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“I just wanna read comics…”
“Yeah, how come these people hate comics so much? Our teachers are always like, “Don’t be prejudiced!” But they’re the most prejudiced ones of all! School libraries need to learn to be more open-minded!”
I think we both had a pretty good time.
I fully agree, but that is very much not what they’re talking about when they talk about prejudice.
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“Here’s some tarot cards!”
“Hmm…? Are you talking to me? I read fortunes by pure inspiration! I don’t need anything besides that! They *do* seem pretty useful, though. As long as they’re here, may as well give ‘em a shot…”
I get the feeling he didn’t have much fun…
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“Want something to drink?”
“Oh, um… Anything besides water, coffee, soda, or tea. Don’t really like any of those.”
So… what’s left?
I get the feeling he didn’t have much fun…
BOOOOZE
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