#haha im just kidding

I can sense judgement day coming, but I sense no god, so, i’m just saying that i’m totally down to try and brave Armageddon with some bros. 

anyone under twelve, supernatural beings, and they who like women get in free

the rest have a 15 dollar fee

those unaccepting of minorities are prohibited, we will use you as food if the event strikes. 

circus crackers, mini oranges, iced tea (unsweet), and hawaiian punch will be provided

location: the abandoned cabin surrounded by the dead trees near the lake

time: when the antichrist arrives