#hanbrak

stan: do you understand the problem now that I’ve explained it to you for 15 minutes

bev:yes

stan: are you lying to me

bev, voice cracking:yes

richie: I can’t find my phone

mike: I’ll call it for you

richie no wait-

richie’s phone: you are my dad YOU’RE MY DAD boogie woogie woogie

mike:

richie: I can explain

ben: now I know you dont like to relinquish control-

eddie:come on! relinquish is just a fancy word for lose!

bill: welcome to dumb boyfriends anonymous, where we talk about how dumb we are and work on it or something

bill: I’ll start. today my boyfriend tried to hold my hand and i got scared and screamed. who wants to go next?

eddie: someone tried to talk to my boyfriend so I set off the fire alarm

bill: congratulations, you win the weekly prize for worst story ever

eddie: I get it every week, it’s not special anymore

bill: well maybe you should be LEARNING FROM THIS

richie: first of all I’m not A bitch I’m THE bitch

richie: did eddie just tell me he loves me for the first time?

bev:yeah

richie: and did I do finger guns back?

bev: yeah, you did

richie: I heard our neighbor lady strangled her husband yesterday. can you imagine? just snapping like that?

eddie, trying to sleep next to him:yes.

bill: a vodka for me and a juice box for him

ben: bill, I’m an adult

ben: I can buy my own juice box