#happy fuck

Hear me out…advent calendar except it’s filled with sex toys

So far…a USB rechargeable bullet with variable speeds, and an adjustable cock ring.

Don’t let that little bullet fool you, it’s made of all sorts of delightfully wicked witchcraft. 11/10 good for teasing, edging, direct stimulation, and out of body experiences when you finally cum. And cum. And cum.

More reviews to follow…there’s 24 toys in total. It’s gonna be a happy new year