#hard seltzer
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… limey bastard!
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Black cheri amor …
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… without the nifty, pointy spoon.
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Where did the man go?
To Kirk Land.
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The melon is wet, and the cuke is hard to manipulate …
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Dude was hot, then went cold …
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The type of lime that doesn’t feel well in an educational environment …
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Hi, Biscus. How ya doin’?
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