#hardygal oc agent sa37

Series originally started under the URL @shsl-whump from 2018 to 2020, continued under the URL @agentangst in 2021, and now being continued here

Thisfantastic art piece was commissioned from @piamio​ on July of 2021 and I still cannot get over how good it looks

Team SA37 is an investigation team under the employ of Double Eye, an independent organization that hires out teams of highly trained private investigators for a hefty fee. These investigators are called “Agents” and are each given a code designation to protect their private lives.

Team SA37 consists of Agents SA37, Tigress, 707, and Jam, making up an investigation team that has a pretty good track record as far as completed cases go. They also get hurt. A lot.

So here is a masterlist of all the sh*t they have gone through thus far. Note: most of the pieces focus on Agent Jam, cause he’s kinda my favourite.

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Chronology

Third Time’s the Harm Pt. 1

Third Time’s the Harm Pt. 2

Third Time’s the Harm Pt. 3

“Do It”

Character Art

Original Team SA37 character sketches by myrmyr21

Agent Jam: Speak No Evil by theeternalcynic

Agent 707: Do No Evil by theeternalcynic

Agent Tigress: Hear No Evil by theeternalcynic

Agent SA37: See No Evil by theeternalcynic

Part 1|Part 2|Part 3

Part of the “Team SA37″ series

Agent Jam finally manages to escape the hotel room he’s been held captive in for the past three days, but the guilt and insecurity over having failed his new team still sits heavy in his mind.

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Jam escapes for a little bit, but Team SA37 f**king sucks at communication, so Jam offers himself up as bait almost immediately. (originally posted under the URL @agentangst​ on August 4th, 2021)

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WARNING: brief/non-graphic vomiting, slight interpersonal conflict, lack of communication, swearing, less than optimal sense of self-worth, brief mention of needles, kidnapping, manhandling, suffocation

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“Come on… Come on…” Finally, with one last awkward rub of his head against his shoulder, Jam managed to dislodge the blindfold and shake it off.

“Oh, ow…”

His head hurt like hell, and it had nothing to do with the two hits he had received that day. He was just so damn thirsty. Not to mention hungry. And tired. But Jam could not afford to focus on that, not yet, not while he had only one more night to escape this damned hotel. It was either that or risk being taken to a second location.

Jam took a deep breath, waited for the throbbing in his head to die down at least a little, and took a look around the hotel room that had become his own little corner of hell. The lights were turned out, as usual, but the city lights shining through the balcony door still provided ample enough illumination for Jam’s eyes to adjust to the darkness.

“All right, all right, all right,” Jam murmured to himself, “let’s figure this out.”

An unpleasant and cynical thought wormed its way into Jam’s head as he looked about the dark shadows for some form of salvation. Asking him just what the hell he expected to be different about this night compared to the last two nights. Reminding him that he’d already gone through this song and dance twice and was still stuck in the exact same position.

Jam determinedly ignored that thought.

What the hell else was he supposed to do, anyway? Just sit and wait to be tortured some more? Screw that.

Jam craned his neck around, trying to catch a glimpse of whatever was behind him. All he could see was the table, still bearing the remains of Cyrus’s recent and wholly unnecessary dinner. The man had been getting ready for a damned gala. Why the hell did he feel the need to have a meal before then? Jam knew the answer to that of course, but it still pissed him off and made his empty stomach cry out in anguish. Cyrus hadn’t even finished the meal - half the lamb meat still sat drying out on the little glass plate, the silverware set carelessly on top of it.

Wait–

“Holy crap…” Jam felt his heartbeat pick up, and with it, his breathing. “Holy crap…!”

Cyrus’s followers had actually forgotten to remove the remnants of Cyrus’s meal! The silverware was still left on the table, including the knife!

Why? Had they just gotten lazy? Or were they caught off guard by Cyrus’s impromptu decision to continue torturing Jam this night?

Hell, Jam didn’t know, and he didn’t care either because that was salvation right there! Adrenaline fueled Jam’s muscles as he gripped the chair he was tied to and began the slow and precarious process of inching himself towards the table.

The chair was heavy. The soft carpet caught at the legs easily. Jam nearly tipped over backwards once or twice, sending his heart shooting up into his mouth.

“It’s okay,” Jam whispered breathlessly. “It’s okay. Almost there.”

Finally, after what had to have been at least a half hour of grunting and struggling and nearly falling over, the chair bumped against the side of the table, the dinnerware clattering lightly upon contact. With a little bit more maneuvering, Jam managed to turn the chair just enough for him to be able to bend forward and grab the knife in his teeth.

‘Yes!’

Within ten minutes, the ropes that had been keeping Jam in place for the past three days were in severed pieces on the carpet floor. Jam quickly joined them as he stood up and immediately collapsed, his legs failing him and his headache flaring in protest.

“Owwwwww…”

Eyes tearing, hands clutching his head, Jam slowly and carefully got to his feet and stumbled over to the minibar. Three and a half empty water bottles later, Jam stumbled back over to the table and inhaled what remained of Cyrus’s dinner. It was a bit chewy, a little over seasoned, and Jam felt like he wanted to throw up immediately afterward, but at least his hands weren’t shaking as much anymore.

“Okay,” Jam muttered, wiping his mouth. “First thing’s first…”

He had to get himself cleaned up a bit before finally leaving this room. Jam didn’t know exactly what he looked like, but he could safely assume he did not look like someone who should be walking through a luxury hotel. And the bathroom mirror confirmed that, yep, he looked as shitty as he felt. The soap and washbasin couldn’t fix his greasy hair, nor the welts around his wrists, nor the bags under his eyes, but Jam still did his best to wash away the sweat and make his hair at least look like it belonged to someone who wasn’t on drugs or something.

As Jam dried off his face, he gave himself another glance in the mirror. “Guess that’ll have to do…”

And finally, finally, he was stepping outside that damned hotel room.

Jam tried his best not to look dodgy as he walked briskly towards the elevators. He couldn’t see anyone else on the floor, but he was acutely aware of the cameras. Still, it was really hard to not just go sprinting down the hallway. Jam jabbed at the elevator button repeatedly as soon as he reached it.

The nightmarish thought of Cyrus or one of Cyrus’s followers cornering him in a glass box ended up having Jam turning towards the stairs before an elevator had even arrived. The trek downward was literally dizzying, and Jam had to pause a few times to take a breath and allow his still wobbly legs a moment to rest.

“Doing better than I expected…” Jam chuckled drily as he leant against the handrail. “All things considered…”

The hustle and bustle of the gala was far louder than Jam expected when he eventually reached the first floor of the hotel. But then again, he had been stuck in a largely quiet except for the sound of his own screams hotel room for the past few days. Wincing, Jam turned to walk away from the source of the sound, only to bump into someone heading in the opposite direction and get knocked back onto his ass.

“Oh geez, I’m so sorry…!” Jam exclaimed instinctively as he awkwardly attempted to get back to his feet.

“Jam?!”

Heart skipping a beat, Jam looked up and got a good look at the person he had bumped into. “Agent- Agent SA37…!”

Before Jam could even think to wonder what on earth his boss was doing here, SA37 grabbed Jam by the bicep and pulled him to his feet.

“Where the hell have you been, rookie?” SA37 hissed.

Jam shook his head dumbly. “Hotel room. Cyrus, he– My cover got blown.”

“Your cover got–?” SA37 suddenly cut off, putting a hand to his ear.

“Boss,” Jam spoke up, his mind finally catching up fully to the present, “what are you doinghere…?”

It wasn’t like Jam wasn’t very, very, very grateful to see the team leader, but his mind was still reeling. What did their investigation have to gain from infiltrating Cyrus’s charity gala?

Wait… That was supposed to have been hisjob.

“We’ll talk in the van,” SA37 replied roughly. “Come on.”

Jam’s bicep was released, and SA37 turned and strode back the way he had been walking from. Jam shook himself and quickly trotted after him.

Five minutes later, Jam was climbing into the back of the team’s rental van parked just across the street from the side of the hotel. Inside the van, Agent 707 looked up sharply from the computer.

“Where the fuck have you been…!?” he snapped.

SA37 climbed in after Jam, slamming the door behind him. “That’s what I want to know,” the team leader said stonily.

Jam looked between the two senior agents before sinking down to the floor of the van with a sigh, head in his hands. “Cyrus found out. That I was Double Eye.”

“37.” Tigress’s voice spoke from the computer, sounding tight, but steady. “Do you need me to return to the van?”

SA37 placed a hand to his ear again, saying, “Just keep mingling for a bit, Tigress. Tell us if anything changes with Cyrus.” Then, he turned his sights back on Jam. “What do you mean he ‘found out’? How did he ‘find out,’ Jam?”

“I don’t know…!” Jam replied agitatedly. “There was no indication that he suspected a thing! It still seemed like he was totally buying my cover! And then he asked to meet at the hotel early, and I could tell something was off, but he’d been a bit stressed the past few days so I didn’t think about it until we were all in that freakin’ hotel room, and he told me that he knew, that- that he could… see through my lies or something…!”

Jam took a deep breath and scrubbed at one of his eyes with the heel of his hand.

“Looks like you got your ass handed to you,” 707 said bluntly, looking pointedly at Jam’s wrists.

Jam winced and nodded. “I mean… Yeah… Cyrus has been trying to indoctrinate me for the last few days, keepin’ me tied up in the hotel room, electrocuting me, trying to convince me to follow him–”

His voice cracked. Jam coughed, scrubbed at his eyes again, before looking up at his teammates tentatively.

“So what’re you guys doing here…?”

“We were looking for you, dumbass!” 707 snapped.

“Oh…”

SA37 hissed through his teeth, running a hand back through his hair. “Shit. I knew this wasn’t a good idea.

Jam felt his stomach churn, and he cringed. “I’m sorry, boss…”

“Dammit, Jam, that’s not–”

“I fucking told you,” 707 exclaimed.

“Seven, now is really not the time for that,” Tigress’s voice spoke lightly from the computer.

“The newbie got caught by a cult leader, Tigress…! Just let me be pissed off!”

“Iknow…!” SA37 shouted, causing Jam to sink further against the side of the van. “Jam got caught. Clearly, giving him that job was a lapse in judgement on my part.”

Jam clutched at the front of his t-shirt.

707 sat back slightly, some of the aggression leaving his body language. “Damn right…”

“What’s our next move, 37?” Tigress asked.

“So we’ve been compromised,” SA37 stated. “Pain in the ass, but fine. At the very least we’ve confirmed Cyrus is using aggressive indoctrination tactics, so we aren’t just investigating some harmless cultist.”

“Oh, so something good came out of Jam getting kidnapped by a damned cult,” 707 intoned.

Jam’s stomach jolted.

SA37 groaned. “Seven–”

Jam bolted for the back of the van, throwing open the door and throwing up the sad contents of his stomach onto the street.

“What the hell?!”

“Jam, what’s–?!”

It was over as quickly as it had started. Jam retreated back into the van, closing the door behind him.

“Cyrus wants me for something,” he mumbled hoarsely, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

“What?” SA37 stared at him, bewildered.

“What the hell is happening right now?” Tigress demanded.

“Kid just threw up out the back of the van,” 707 reported, looking just as bewildered as SA37.

“Oh god, is he all right?”

“Cyrus doesn’t have any grand plans,” Jam said loudly. His voice was a little shaky, but he was at least confident he sounded like he knew what he was talking about. “At least not that I can tell. He just surrounds himself with a bunch of young people who hang onto his every word because he’s convinced them that he values them. But apparently he’s… chosen me for something. I don’t know what, but he very much wants me alive.”

707 frowned. “Okay…”

“Do you know why?” SA37 asked.

“I don’t– He… He just said that he thought I was ‘worthy,’ even though I’d tried to deceive him.” Jam tugged at his hair awkwardly.

“Well,” Tigress murmured, “that’s something at least.”

SA37 narrowed his eyes at Jam, as though searching for something. “Jam?”

There was an order underlying that one word, and Jam complied. “I could be bait.”

“What?” Tigress hissed.

“No.” SA37 shook his head. “No. Not happening. Especially not after what just happened.”

“No, no, no, boss, please…!” Jam sat up straight, looking at the senior agent with desperation. “Look, you could just stick a tracker in me, see where Cyrus usually keeps the dissenting members, and that’ll be like– like– It would do a lot for the investigation…!”

“Yeah, and it would also do a lot for your eventual hospital bill,” 707 retorted snidely. “Didn’t you just say this guy’s been fucking electrocutingyou?”

“It- It’ll be fine…!” Jam mentally cursed himself for stuttering. “Look, like I said, Cyrus doesn’t want to kill me! I’ve already confirmed that!”

“Maybe he’s planning to turn you into his fucking boy toy or something, ever think about that?” 707 all but snarled.

Jam recoiled. “What?”

“Hemeans,” Tigress butt in tightly, “there are worse things than getting killed, Jam. What you’ve been going through for the past three days? It could be nothing compared to whatever else Cyrus has planned.”

“I know, I know, but…!” Jam groaned, fear and guilt and frustration making him want to curl in on himself, before once again turning desperately to the team leader. “Boss, please…! I know I messed up, and I just want to fix this!”

“It’s a pretty damn stupid way to fix it,” SA37 retorted sharply. “This is your third mission, Jam…! This shouldn’t have even happened to begin with!”

“I know!” Jam’s voice came out slightly thick, and he clutched at his shirt agitatedly. “I’m sorry!”

SA37 shook his head with a growl of frustration. “I don’t want you to apologise–!”

The team leader cut himself off and there was a subsequent moment of suffocating silence. 707 was frowning at the metal floor of the van, Jam was trying to swallow back the tightness in his throat, and SA37 was staring off in some arbitrary direction with an unreadable expression on his face.

“Okay.” SA37 finally spoke again, sounding calm, but stern. “Pitch me your plan, rookie.”

Jam coughed. “Um, huh…?”

“Convince me. Convince me that your bait plan won’t make the two of us regret the rest of our lives.”

A second chance. Agent SA37 was willing to hear him out. Jam could not mess this up.

Straightening up with another cough, Jam said, “Cyrus wants me alive. I don’t know what for exactly, but I’m pretty sure it’s not for…” He glanced at 707. “Um… That.”

“‘Pretty sure’?”

“Certain,” Jam amended with a nod. “The guy shows very little interest in that kind of thing. He just wants these kids to hang onto his every word and live the lives he says is best. But he’s not…”

Jam frowned, gesturing vaguely as he tried to figure out how to best continue his case. “…His indoctrination tactics are… not exactly aggressive?”

A skeptical hum emanated from the computer.

707 scoffed. “God, newbie, if you don’t consider getting electrocuted aggressive–”

“That’s not what I mean,” Jam cut in, sounding just a bit more frustrated than he would have liked. “I mean the… electrocution is the most aggressive tactic he used. Otherwise, Cyrus prefers not to use physical violence. He’s more focused on, like, the mind games and the psychological, on making you feel uncomfortable and miserable–”

Jam stopped, shook himself, and continued., “The point is… I can take it. Even if I pretend to fall under Cyrus’s influence, I won’t be there long enough for him to really start, y’know, getting to me… ‘Cause you guys will know where I am, and you can get me whenever you need to…!”

707 grumbled something under his breath, looking away. SA37 fixed Jam with a hard stare.

“…And you’re sure you want to do this,” he stated.

Jam swallowed and nodded. “Yes. I can do it.”

“37,” Tigress said dubiously.

SA37 leant forward, pointing at Jam with a grimness that matched his expression. “I’m trusting you on this, rookie.”

707 groaned, tilting his head back.

“Dammit,” Tigress muttered.

“But.” SA37 kept his eyes and finger fixed on Jam. “If this goes too far, then that’s it. We can’t keep you in the team.”

Jam felt his heart drop. “Ah, well…” He chuckled nervously for lack of a better reaction. “No pressure, I guess.”

“I’m serious, Jam. I don’t want you taking any more risks than necessary. Understand?”

“…I understand, boss.”

SA37 seemed to relax just a little. “Good. Seven, do we have any trackers?”

With a sigh, 707 sat up and grabbed for a case sitting towards the front of the van.

“I swear to god, you’d better be careful, Jam,” Tigress said.

“I’ll try my– I mean, I will.” Jam nodded for emphasis, briefly forgetting that Tigress couldn’t actually see him.

707 approached Jam with a small cylinder in his hand. Jam couldn’t stop the “oh, god” from tumbling out of his mouth upon seeing the needle protruding from one end of the cylinder.

707 raised an eyebrow. “Do I need to not tell you this is gonna hurt, newbie?”

“Sonuva…” Jam pulled up the sleeve of his t-shirt and grit his teeth. “Just get it over with.”

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“Jam is heading back through the emergency exit now.”

“Roger that.”

Tigress snagged a hors d’oeuvre from a passing waiter and began to casually make her way through the crowd of lavishly dressed people. “…I do hope you know what you’re doing, 37.”

“He wants to prove himself,” the team leader muttered. “If we handle him with kid gloves, he’ll just think that we think he’s not good enough.”

“He does seem to care a lot about that,” Tigress conceded.

“Seems to care about a lot of things,” 707’s ostensibly irreverent voice mumbled in Tigress’s ear. “That’s part of his problem.”

No one responded to that. Tigress knew that they all thought the same thing. Perhaps it was just all of them being jaded by this job and the losses they had suffered through it.

“He may be annoying,” 707 finally added. “But I’d rather he not, y’know, die.”

“…Like I said, if this turns south, I’ll recommend him for another team,” 37 intoned.

That was if Jam survived should the plan turn south, but Tigress kept that thought to herself. It was very much unnecessary, and once again, she knew they all shared the thought anyway.

Tigress stopped at one of the side entrances to the ballroom and stood there, looking appropriately bored but polite. Soon, out of the corner of her eye, she could see a figure approaching from down the hall. When the figure was about one third away from the ballroom, Tigress turned to look at them. Briefly, very briefly, she and Jam made eye contact, but Jam otherwise looked for all the world like a young man too caught up in his own surroundings to see what was right in front of him.

Perfect.

After a second or two of staring, Tigress quickly approached the closest member of Cyrus’s entourage, a tall man in a plain black suit.

“Excuse me.” Tigress grabbed the man’s arm, and with it, his attention. “Are you security?” Without waiting for an answer, she continued, “I saw a strange man in that hallway, a shabby looking man, he looked very suspicious, like he didn’t want to be seen–”

“Wait…” Cyrus’s follower had looked close to telling her off at first, but now, he stiffened. “A dark haired man?”

Tigress nodded rapidly, pointing towards the appropriate hallway. “Yes, yes, I saw him in that hallway, and I got worried because he was acting very strangely–”

“I’ll take care of it, ma’am.” The man quickly moved past Tigress, hand already on his earpiece.

“Should I call the police?” Tigress asked worriedly.

“No…! No, don’t worry, me and the rest of security will take care of it.”

“Oh, thank goodness.”

The man was gone before Tigress had even finished sighing in relief. Out of the corner of her eye, Tigress could see a few other people moving agitatedly amongst the crowd. Tigress dropped her hands, which she’d had clutched to her chest, down to her sides.

“You play an annoying bitch pretty well, Tigress.”

“Almost as well as you play a vapid moron, Seven,” Tigress retorted.

707 chuckled.

“Go ahead and mingle for a bit more, Tigress,” their team leader said. “Then come back to the van.”

“Roger that, 37.” Tigress grabbed a glass of champagne from a passing tray and sighed. “I hope this works out…”

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After Tigress left his field of view, Jam halted and turned to walk in the opposite direction. No sense in making himself look suspicious (or like a complete idiot) by deliberately entering a room full of people. His heart pounded in his chest and he stumbled over his feet slightly.

“Okay, okay, okay, I can do this…”

Jam rubbed at his arm. It was still sore from the tracker that had just been stuck into him, but the pain was oddly reassuring.

The bustle of the ballroom began to get fainter as Jam walked farther and farther away from it. His footsteps were almost nonexistent against the hallway carpet, so all he could really hear was the crowd behind him and his own pulse. Still, when the back of his neck prickled, Jam couldn’t help but take a glance behind.

“Oh,shit…!” Jam bolted. He didn’t even need to consider slowing down a bit before the Cyrus follower who had been stalking him from behind snagged the back of Jam’s shirt and yanked him backwards.

“Let g– Mmphm!” A hand slapped over Jam’s mouth cut off his frantic snarl while an arm around his waist lifted him off his feet.

“You caught him?” someone exclaimed in a sotto voice.

“Quick, we gotta get him out of the way…!”

Close quarters fighting and combat had never been Jam’s forte. At best, he was below average. With that in mind, Jam thrashed and squirmed and screamed with everything that he had as he was carried off into some side room. He kicked and clawed and felt his shoe connect with something.

“Ow! Goddammit!”

“Are you okay?”

The follower Jam had just kicked in the face waved off the third follower’s concern, feeling gingerly around their nose. The third follower gave Jam a very ugly glare, which Jam returned, accompanied by an attempt to get another kick in.

“How did he get out?” the third follower hissed.

“I don’t know,” the follower restraining Jam said through grit teeth. “But we can’t get him back upstairs like this.”

The second follower stood up straight, hand falling away from their face. “Just choke him out and we can claim he passed out.”

Oh, shit.

The hand clamped over Jam’s mouth moved to cover his nose as well. Panic, real and unacted, had Jam pulling and clawing at the hand as his ability to breathe was forcibly halted.

A part of Jam reminded him that it would be all right, that he wasn’t going to die and that the team knew exactly where he was. That part was not nearly as loud as the part screeching at him to fight! scream! breathe!

“Relax,” a voice rumbled through Jam’s heartbeat bruised chest. “Mr. Cyrus just wants to help you.”

Jam jerked his head frantically. He kicked and flailed and pulled, his chest spasming in desperation.

His lungs began to burn and his vision began to tunnel. Frantic, muffled cries turned into wretched, muffled whimpers.

Weak and twitching fingers slowly lost their grip and fell to his side. He felt his eyes close and his body go limp.

“Good…”

His last thought was that of hoping for no regret, mixed with aimless pleas.