I am going to tell my people to save everyone but you. And when you are dead, I am going to freeze you, and make snowcones out of your gross, dead eyes, and add the worst snowcone flavor to it: papaya! That’s dark.
In order to find the one alien on Earth like me, I must wade through this sea of humanity. If I had an alien ball, I could just turn them all to stone so they would stop bumping into me, or at least make them stink less.
Alan Tudyk as The Alien/”Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle” RESIDENT ALIEN - “An Alien in New York” (2.06)