#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes
Charlie:Why can’t you just trust me?
Angel: We’ve known each other for two weeks! Trust is supposed to be earned, and you most certainly haven’t fucking earned it yet!
Alastor: You need to stop
Angel: Stop what?
Alastor: EXISTING. It’s causing me to feel things and I don’t like it
Angel: Am I the only one who wonders-
Vaggie: Yes. I can guarantee you, you are the only one who wonders whatever it is you are wondering
Vaggie: Niffty, don’t be ridiculous!
Niffty: Aww, but I’m so good at it!
Angel: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Vaggie: What’s up your ass this morning?
Alastor, walking in: Good morning!
Vaggie: Oh, nevermind
Husk and Charlie: *choking on their drinks*
Charlie: I used to think to myself “How could another person kill someone?”
Charlie: And then my boyfriend cheated on me and I thought “Oh, okay.”
Charlie: I’m not going to do it, but I totally get it
Angel: I don’t see why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist
Angel: *playing with Alastor’s ear tufts*
Alastor: Stop that. I have a reputation to uphold
Angel: Then get your head off of my lap
Alastor:No
Niffty: When I first started working for Mr. Alastor he was giving me tips on what it would be like and said, “Okay, when you get kidnapped…”
Niffty: Not “if”, “when”
Husk:*watches Vaggie and Alastor arguing over the “suspicious meat” found in the hotel freezer*
Husk:You know what this coffee needs? Vodka
Angel:I’d compliment you, but I’m worried you’ll take it the wrong way
Alastor:The wrong way?
Angel:Platonically
Angel: That’s a nice-ass shirt
Charlie: Thanks! I think they’re called pants, though
Angel: What? That’s not… what?
Husk: I’m really exhausted, and I’m feeling just sort of existentially insane
Alastor:Angel and I have raised our children with softer hearts than Hell deserves
Angel, cocking a shotgun: Fortunately for them, their grandparents can not say the same
Angel, talking about his life: So I was in Pennsylvania, doing white people shit
Arackniss:You used to be so shy, now you’re a whore
Angel: Character development
Angel:Niffty is drunk and is trying to play “matchmaker” with us again… should I tell her we’re already married?
Alastor: No, it’s more fun this way
Valentino:Don’t correct me!
Vox:Don’t be wrong!
Alastor: Sometimes, babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all
Angel:Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
