#he will probably laugh once he sees ive posted this
(NOT A PR0MPT)
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“My allergies are horrible right now.” The hero sniffled for show, and when Villain turned around, he was surprised to see Hero’s face glistening with slow-moving tears.
“Why are you crying?”
“I’m not crying. My eyes are burning…because I have allergies.” Simple explanation, and the solution was just as simple. “I just took my allergy medicine- just waiting for it to kick in.”
“You’re still sniffling.”
“Because it hasn’t kicked in yet. It will,” she reassured, as if he were the one that even needed the reassuring.
Villain nodded and turned away, walking to a nearby shelf. For a moment, Hero didn’t think anything of it. There were snacks on those shelves, as well as some videogames. Nothing unordinary. “A warhead would clear your sinuses.”
“No.”
A mischievous look was returned as a sour candy was plucked from a basket on the top shelf. “It would work.”
“It would kill me!”
Hero, in her weakened and dying state, had no defense as Villain approached, tearing the candy open and holding the green, apple-flavored drop of death between two pinched fingers.
“You’re going to kill me,” she screeched, and tried to sniffle, hoping her nose would have already cleared, hoping she could save herself from the sour punch her lover wanted to deliver. “Stop, no! I don’t want it, I don’t-”
But Villain was grabbing her chin with his free hand, squishing her lips until they fell open.
A moment of silence ensued and Villain smiled widely at his success. Hero was puckering, miserable, but her sniffle was gone. “It worked,” he said finally, and she could do nothing in revenge.
The war was lost, settled by a candy smaller than Hero’s thumb.
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@imherebecauseofdee I will get my revenge.
