#headcanon ramblings

A comment on this Something’s Wrong With Sunny Day Jack AU plotbunny got me thinking about it again, so I figured I’d share the thoughts for anyone interested. Just as I heads up, I have a specific gender and name for Y/N that I’m going to be using, but I imagine this would apply to various types of sunshines just as easily.

Since this list is pretty long, I’ll just show a couple before putting the rest under a read more. Also since this game is 18+ there’s going to be some spicy ideas here and there.

• The vamp AU is not too different than canon universe. Like, literally the only difference is that Alice is half-vampire on her dad’s side. Basically take sunshine’s sensitivity and crankiness towards sunlight and crank it up a little. It’s not lethal, just really annoying and can lead to nasty sunburns. Sprinkle some angst on top about having to fight the urge to drink peoples’ blood.
• Yes I went with a dhampir instead of a full vampire entirely because the idea of an angsty broody vampire being forced to work a day job as a yogurt slinging clown is hilarious to me.
• Plus it’d be criminal if Jack couldn’t make Alice his special blueberry pancakes made with love.
• Jack’s ghost blood probably tastes like birthday cake mixed with cotton candy to a vampire - super addicting to someone with a sweet tooth, which Alice has. It’s extra addicting for her given the special connection they share.
• On that note, everyone probably has their own unique flavor profiles to a vampire. Not sure on the specific flavors for Shaun and Ian… maybe something a bit spicy like cinnamon for Shaun, and something more mellow like butterscotch for Ian.

• Shaun and Ian are already aware that Alice is half-vampire. Shaun thinks it’s the coolest shit ever that he’s friends with a vamp and this maaaaay have contributed to his crush on her.
• The two have donated blood to Alice at least once in the past, though Alice feels the typical vampire blood drinking guilt over it. Ian donated more often because drinking blood for vamps tends to be a pretty intimate thing, and they were in a very intimate relationship after all.
• On that note, the breakup was… not good.
• Ian cheating was even more of a betrayal to Alice than in regular canon since he knew her secret on top of everything else. She refused to see him again for fear she might snap. As you might imagine, a vampire snapping is not good. When making people bleed is a regular thing for you, you teeeeend to be more aware of how dangerous you can be if you lose control of your primal urges.
• That said, Alice went out drinking that night, and I’m not talking alcohol.
• Don’t worry, no one died that night. Fortunately, Alice hasn’t killed anyone yet, but has the typical vampire worries that she could if she wanted to.
• There maaaaaaaay have been a close call involving Ian and the girl he cheated with though.
• Naturally when Jack enters the picture Alice has reason to wonder if it’s got something to do with her being half-vampire, either because related to the supernatural aspect of her nature… or she’s having a mental breakdown from all the stress of it.
• The first time Alice drinks Jack’s blood convinces her that he’s real because good golly does he taste good. No one else can compare, and you best believe Jack takes full advantage of that fact to make Alice more dependent on him.
• Even better is the fact that ghosts aren’t bound by the normal laws of physics so Jack can feed his sunshine as much blood as she wants~.
• Too bad ghost blood probably doesn’t have any nutritional value. Sure, it’d be filling, but all empty calories.
• Still, it’d definitely feel good. We’re going by vampire feeding is like sex rules here - pleasurable for both the vampire and the blood donor and rather addicting.
• Which as you can imagine leads to a lot more sexy moments… and jealousy from Jack when Alice has to get blood from an actual living human or suffer from blood withdrawal.
• You best believe Jack is less than thrilled to have to watch Alice neck some strange guy in an alley to get her fix, especially with the knowledge that it feels good. The jealousy is strong in him even before they officially get together and he gets to fill his sunshine up with his love for the first time.
• This of course will lead to Jack considering alternative means of getting his sunshine the blood she needs…
• It took a while for Jack to convince Alice to feed from him the first time. Some vamps don’t like to hunt near where they live to avoid getting caught and only feed off those they can trust sparingly, since it’s not good for people to donate blood too often. Alice only fed from her friends when hunting just wasn’t an option, and as an extra form of intimacy when she and Ian were in a relationship.
• Though a big reason why Alice was hesitant to feed from Jack was because she wasn’t exactly convinced he had any blood for her to drink, being hallucination or ghost.
• Jack convinced Alice to give it a try since what’s the harm if it didn’t work? He’s her friend and he wants to help her in any way he can. Hunting isn’t exactly easy after all, and there’s always the fear of her getting caught or the person she fed on somehow remembering the experience despite vampire powers.
• Jack absolutely showered Alice with praise while she fed from him, which is really effective on someone suffering from the usual vampire angst. Between that and his addicting blood, she maaaaaaay have drunk a bit too much. Fortunately there were no ill effects on Jack’s end from Alice getting blood drunk off him.
• Being blood drunk would be just a lot of really good warm and fuzzy feelings, similar to the affect Jack has on Alice in general. Add them both together and Alice felt a lot of strong feelings towards Jack and got very affectionate towards him.
• Naturally, this led to their first kiss.
• Of course, Alice started fretting after she did it because she didn’t ask first, then got really apologetic when it hit her that Jack’s blood was still on her lips when it happened.
• Fortunately Jack didn’t mind and reassured Alice with words and a few more kisses. As long as Alice felt good, then he doesn’t mind at all~! After all, Jack doesn’t mind a little blood so long as he can be happy with his sunshine.
• This then led to some making out, which particularly included Jack lavishing attention on Alice’s neck like she did for him, only with kisses and nibbles instead of drawing blood with his teeth. Jack doesn’t want to hurt his sunshine after all.
• Then, of course, the boss calls to make Alice come in for work because interrupting their first make out session is still hilarious.
• Though this time Alice actually did snap her phone in half like a candy bar because vampire strength and the high of both Jack’s love and being blood drunk. Oops.
• Needless to say, Alice didn’t go into work that day, and things progressed between her and Jack pretty quickly after that. Alice still wound up pretty worn out by the end of the day, though instead of it being because of work with Jack finishing her off at the end, Jack had the whoooooole day to thoroughly show his sunshine exactly how much he loves her. Not that Alice was complaining~!