For background I (M150) met my eldritch god (genderless ancient) in the late 1800s at a summoning party.
We immediately had a bond and things moved pretty quickly, despite the misgivings of my fellow acolytes.
We’ve now lived together for many years. At the beginning we decided that they would be a stay at home god and I’d go to work, and for a few decades it was great. They were attentive and worked hard around the house.
Now though things aren’t great, all they do is sit around all day consuming souls and asking for money.
Lately they’ve been getting angry at me because money is tight (yes I haven’t had a promotion for around 20 years) and I’ve been using what I can get to buy food and pay the bills. They keep going on about investing in something called NFTs but I’m 150 years old, I don’t know what that is!?!
I don’t know what to do
Update: I showed them this posts and they just lost it, seriously, I think there might be a new covid variant coming now. They yelled because I didn’t point out that all eldritch gods just hang out and eat souls (which I provide btw) and eventually one thing led to another and now they’ve gone to live with a high priest friend in R’lyeh. It might be for the best idk.
