#heh off

[ID: A Yume Nikki fancomic. Madotsuki is shown walking down the checkered tile path. She looks up and is startled to see a Toriningen coming to chase her. She looks determined, then has a magical-girl-esque transformation sequence into her Traffic Light effect. She turns on her red light and shines it onto the Toriningen, freezing it in place. Madotsuki sighs with relief, and there is an awkward pause. Then she has an idea! Madotsuki starts tapping her feet to the beat of “Cha Cha Slide” by DJ Casper. She then follows the instructions of the song, making her light green or red to match, causing the Toriningen to follow suit. “To the left, take it back now y'all, one hop this time, one hop this time.” He says “Freeze!” and the view changes to focus on their faces. Then he says “Everybody clap your hands!” Madotsuki is nervous and sweaty, realizing that as a traffic light she does not have hands. Finally, she is shown floating in a black void, her disappointment and embarrassment clear. End ID.]

This. was funnier in my head…