#hehehe
will i ever stop this yanov stuff?? IDK
im so sorry y'all i’ll try to draw other characters next time instead of always these two
art by me, donut steel
wild witch (derogatory)
I really need that D.
My doctor called. She got my bloodwork back and is concerned about my vitamin levels. I need B and Iron, too.
Sum’:Once again trouble fall upon the peaceful coven, spreading its darkness on each Hook. Only this time only one will remain and with the help of the Savior, will decide the fate of the rest of their secret family…
Also on AO3
Notes: That’s it! First big chapter
(or at least it looks like that on my google doc haha). And to be honest things gonna get fun now :D And a lot of thing will happens lol but umh first another terrible ending lies ahead…(PS to @kmomof4, just stay in your grave okay? don’t try to come out, you’ll
probablyend up in your cozy hole anyway…)————————-
After finding all her strength back from her emotional rollercoaster, Emma had been walking down the halls, looking for Whale as she texted her father to meet her by Killian’s chamber as soon as he could. It had been hard, but she’d found her loophole, and Emma was happy to finally have the end in sight with the healing of her pirate. She had almost reached the reception hall when she heard someone running behind her.
“Miss Swan. Miss Swan!!” the voice she recognized as belonging to Dr. Whale called out.
Kozume Kenma + Fake Dating
Featuring:Kozume Kenma x GN!Reader
Content:Fake dating fluff with a flustered Kenma
Words:675
Notes:Written for anon as part of my 100 guests event!Receiving an unprompted call from a chronic texter seems very serious. You squint at your phone as you’re enjoying your Saturday afternoon, a little surprised to see Kozume Kenma’s name pop up above the meme you selected as his contact photo.
“Hello?“ You ask.
“Are you free tonight?” He rushes the question.
“Hold on, are you asking me out? Is this some kind of prank call?” You raise your voice in a teasing question. Kenma clears his throat while he waits for you to finish your surprised laughter. He would never want to interrupt something so precious.
“It’s… complicated. Are you free or not?”
“I am.” You admit. Curiosity draws you in. You can’t help how Kenma’s aloofness made him a bit charming. A glimpse into his world for the evening would be like a fun game.
someone should ome tie me up super tight and test the limits of my holes
and once you know my limits? enjoy spending your time pushing past all of them
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic:oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: Am I joke to you?
Fanon: No, just a disappointment.
I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.
Medusa was kinda problematic :/
She objectified a lot of people
Not to be a screaming fangirl on main but…
HOLY SHIT CHRISTIAN KANE COMMENTED ON THE CHILI I MADE.
*whispers in your ear while you sleep*
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fëanor did something wrong
Melkor: What if we-
Mairon: No.
Don’t know if I’ll ever use it, but the url @robertos-reyes is mine :))