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The Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch

The Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch

David/Patrick, Alexis/Twyla, Stevie/Ruth, Jake/Rachel, Ted/Miguel. M - 26,216 words; 3:07:20 podfic length

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Written by: @theswiftiewholived,@anniemurphys,@yourbuttervoicedbeau,@middyblue,@schittposting,@januarium,@hagface,@hullomoon,@danverses,@fishyspots,@thankstwy

Art by: @rhetoricalk,@sparklesmagiclightlove,@januarium,@hagface,@schitthappens,@roseapothecary,@roguebebe,@noahreids,@delilah-mcmuffin,@ratchet

Podfic by: Amanita_Fierce, @yourbuttervoicedbeau,@sunlightsymphony,@rhetoricalk,@godoflaundrybaskets,@fairmanor,@ships-to-sail,@schittposting,@januarium,@roguebebe,@hullomoon,@delilah-mcmuffin,@theswiftiewholived,@danverses,@schitthappens

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Hello, I am Wendy Kurtz, proprietor of the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch, the world’s premier spot for couples looking to get a speedy divorce and connect with other soon-to-be divorcees.

I’d like to highlight the stories of five couples, who rearranged into five other couples, from some past summer. These ten people came to the Blouse Barn Divorce Ranch with the intention of ending a marriage, and got that and so much more.

I could recount their journeys with 100% accuracy, but where’s the fun in that? Let’s let them tell us themselves.

OR: One crazy summer in Las Vegas brings the heat and then some.

Featuring art and podfic with every chapter!

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Read, listen, and check out the art on AO3!

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