#holy queue batman
italian academia. it’s like dark academia, except the the walls of your school building have long cracks running all the way down to the floor because they haven’t been fixed since the irregular construction boom of the 80s, one of the ceiling lamps creaks and flickers ominously, you drink espressos from the machine, and the most common crime is not murder but driving down the corridors in a scooter
muffa-core ✨
“only had an asbestos problem”
Um.@rakashith is this ur experience
you…you guys have earthquake faults…
— genuinely wide-eyed californian
indeed we do. will let you guess how that usually goes
“and a dead student”
the tags never stops huh
TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language
viareddit.com
And now the hairy little bastards never will
yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever
just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much