i decided from the last possible second i was gonna make a homestuck animation– why not! this comic totally shaped me sense i was 12 and lead me to my closest friends. thanks everyone for growing up with me!!
When Homestuck is over I want a full tally of how many times Karkat said Fuck throughout the entire comic.
or even better, a tally of the total amount of times “Fuck” has been used in all of homestuck, then find out what percentage of the total mentions of Fuck in homestuck is just Karkat.
Plz
I mean Dave actually curses more times than Karkat in total buT YEAH LETS TALLY IT ALL UP
so on the website readmspathere’s a full transcript of every word ever feature on homestuck and
2547
the word fuck or variations of it is featured 2547 times
if anyone’s willing to go through all of this they are welcome to do so
thats it you know what
i am currently counting every time someone says fuck and im gonna make statistics
wish me luck and courage
i just spent the last fucking 3 hours manually counting every single fuck there is in homestuck
kill me
someone give me a fucking prize
Does this include the walkarounds and flashes, though?
idk how i did this i cant really explain it. pixel design credit goes to @feastings (it wont let me tag you???? idk why exactly)
i mainly did this to figure out how many black beads this would take, as i’ve been wanting to make this for a while. fun fact– kandipattern’s pattern maker only supports sizes up to 50x50 for perler stuff. thats why this ended up being made of 4 pictures. Also made it cause it’s hard to tell exactly how many black beads are in that jumble, and kandipattern’s black grid is darker than the pattern maker’s black. so that’s why im uploading screenshots from the pattern maker.
stuff and image ids below the cut
[Image ID: the bottom right of The Condesce pattern. It details a section of her hair, and a really small bit of the area around the gills in the top left corner. End ID]
This secion takes about 1145 black beads, 169 dark grey beads, and one darker fuschia bead (maybe something like raspberry or cranapple would work)
[Image ID: The bottom left of The Condesce pattern. This part details her body, more of her hair, her arms, and the lower half of her face. Also details some of her gills. End ID]
This part takes 1351 black beads, 320 of a dark grey, 122 of something that’s probably like pewter, 66 grey (or light grey, it’s your choice), 64 of a lighter fuschia (maybe red fruit punch), 15 yellow, and 8 of the darker fuschia.
[Image ID: The top left half of The Condesce pattern. It details more of her hair, her horns, and the rest of her face + crown. Also some of her gills on the right side.]
This part takes 295 dark grey beads, 243 black beads, 78 (light) grey beads, 62 yellow, 48 of the darker fuschia, 44 orange, 23 red, and 17 white.
[Image ID: The top right half of The Condesce pattern. It details more of her hair, probably part of her gills, and the top part of the right horn. End ID]
This part takes 232 black, 107 dark grey, 11 yellow, and 6 of the darker fuschia.
Total, this project takes about 2971 black, 891 dark grey, 144 of (light) grey, 122 of pewter, 88 yellow, 64 of lighter fuchsia, 63 darker fuchsia, 44 orange, 23 red, and 17 white. It’ll probably come out at about 24 by 24 inches big, and it’d probably take 16 pegboards to do it all in one go.
good luck lol. im desperately hoping this all lines up correctly
if you’d like to view the parts on kandipatterns, here’s links to those
I have a little theory that Lord English is trying to be the ultimate villain by destroying the medium that he exists in, which is the comic itself.
He gave powers to the house juju by putting the beta kids inside, and he may want us to believe that he didn’t want anybody to find it, but in reality he wanted someone to find it and unravel the comic. John retconned a lot of the important events in the comic in unsatisfying ways. The lessons that the characters learned are now undone and magically fixed just by John nudging things slightly. What kind of story is it if all the conflicts can be easily fixed, and all the struggles are brushed aside? It becomes no longer interesting or relatable. That kills the comic.
