In Jurassic World there are like 3 different dinosaurs that fight over Katie McGrath and I’ve never related to a prehistoric extinct creature so much before in my life.
i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler
I love that Dracula is like, excitedly telling stories to Jonathan why did nobody tell me how funny og novel dracula is. He’s like ~twirls hair~ why yes my fun leetle english prisoner let me tell you allllllll about the veryyyyy brave dracula-not me of course, one of my ancestors ha ha-who did all these superrrrr cool things
Over the years they’ve become like Zoo employees, who actually know how to handle the animals in their care
tumblr users can have little a enrichment, as a treat
Honestly I tend to think of it more like a group of relatively well-trained and VERY FRUSTRATED zookeepers finally getting the chance to do their jobs without obscene amounts of meddling and overriding from the person who owns the zoo.
Automattic:What’s wrong with that guy over there in the staff uniform?
Staff: That’s actually 3 capuchin monkeys in a khaki trench coat with Jeff’s missing hat.
Automattic: What are you going to do? Shoot them or something?
Staff:We’ve got it under control.
*a banana on a string lands on the ground by the corner of a nearby building*
no matter how cool we try to act every single one of us has had a moment where some blog we looked up to followed us back and we felt for a second like we truly made it
I think we should try to find out when politicians are attending shit like a family funereal and protest there. We should make it a career that scares and humiliates everyone you’re close to. Being in politics should not mean yachts and partying with the highest social strata. It should mean constantly looking over your shoulder and having to see a doctor about not being able to sleep. See if their behavior changes then.
Ha to me thinking I’d never have to log in here again:
Attention fellow writers and friends, there’s an increasing number of fics being taken from here and posted on Wattpad without our consent or notification. One bad case in particular is these two books:
My work is in there. I did not consent to this. I have messaged them to have it removed.
The problem is, I recognized a LOT of work in there as titles I’ve seen on tumblr. So please, if you write for the Marauders scroll through and see if your work is being stolen. There are 313 parts between the two and quite a few of us have found our work in there.
I was going to leave this blog up so people could still have my fics but tbh, I’m probably going to take it down. I’m going to move my fics off of here and make sure I have them all first but I think by December I’m going to delete this. I can’t keep track of my fics if I’m not here and it’s not fair to the time and hard work I put into writing these.
Please, check for your work in there and consider this an open disclaimer
I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU PUBLISHING MY FICS ELSEWHERE. DO NOT COPY MY WORK ONTO OTHER SITES. DO NOT PUBLISH MY WORK UNDER YOUR NAME.
this is the kind of thing that makes fic writers hesitant to post content and it sucks that we even have to worry about this :// i don’t think these people understand how disheartening it is to find COUNTLESS hours of work and thought posted under someone else’s name
i’m so grateful for writers and artists that constantly post fanfics and art and edits and also grateful for all those people who create such detailed playlists for our favourite characters and also those people who reblog creators’ works so i’m able to find them at 3am when the world is frightening and sleep doesn’t find me thank you all so much i don’t know where i would be without you
pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole
quick shout out to Steve from the fire department who got a call from his ex about a fire and proceeded to use a cheesy pick-up line and ask if it was in her heart as opposed to the dumpster
Whether or not you pay for my content, or if it doesnt get acknowledged as much, it’s not going to effect what I do or how I do it. I work really fucking hard and the quality shows that. I’m proud of myself
