#hoots mon

#daily mail #hoots mon #scottish #bagpipes #london #my old dad #he wasn’t a dustman #he didn’t wear a dust man’s hat #we’re awaiting word on the cor blimey trousers #toy bagpipes #yellow metal #not gold #more rambling pointlessness #a man with a scottish sounding accent #so a scottish accent then #on the buses #soldier #full highland dress