#horses

horses want require and need different kinds of cube in their life

horses have a check engine light but shhh! is a secret

working with horses is just like pretending really hard that both you and this animal are normal because if one of you realizes that you aren’t normal than everything goes to shit

horse say: fucka you. gobye.

if horses had four wheel drive they wouldn’t be able to use it on account of them not having any wheels

theres a lot more to horses than meets the eye. For example, the other side of the horse.

I set a horse loose in the costco and two come back out with several bulk boxes of muffins