#house of sunshine

Credits and Lyrics for Episode 10 of Our Dumb Universe

starring:

Announcer - James B Kennedy
Dankent - Nathaniel Kent
Kvold - Happy Anderson
Pangla - Melissa Lusk
Sondra - Lauren Lim Jackson
Valborg - Emily Gardner Xu Hall
Fuzzo - Jared Loftin
The Sleepy One - Haley Bowery
Bloor - Carl Howell

written by Jonathan A. Goldberg

music by Matt roi Berger
recorded, mixed and edited by Martin Fowler

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SPEAR FIGHT EXPLOSION

                                  ETHEREAL BAND BEING

Eye meets eye
All is quiet
Tension’s high, no one moves… then in a

Crash and swipe
Flash of light, they
Smash and slice, and they’re locked in to a

Spear fight explosion, it’s on!
Til one’s left broken, it’s on!

Valborg gives
Swipes and trips
Kvold is hit and she stab stab stab stabs!

At his head
But he bends
Sweeps her legs, but she jump flips back

Spear fight explosion,
All blur’s in motion, it’s on!

Searching for an opening,
Worth exposing, it’s on!

Circling - sizing up each other
Kvold swings in - Valborg gives a counter
But as she spins - Kvold is swinging downward
Catches her ribs - Valborg gives a shout out:

                                 ETHEREAL BAND BEING AND VALBORG

A-a-a-a-a-i!
A-a-a-a-a-i!

                                 ETHEREAL BAND BEING

Kvold is on the go, not missing an instant
Peppers her with blows, Valborg on defense and
He’s laughing cuz he knows, Valborg must be thinking

                                  VALBORG

Is this how I go?  The end of my existence?

                                ETHEREAL BAND BEING

A-a-a-a-a-i! A-a-a-a-a-i!

                                 VALBORG

No!
I I I I I am a warrior!
I I I I I am a warrior!

                                  ETHEREAL BAND BEING

Valborg spins on her feet
She leaps, she’s in the air
Into his face a crashing knee
Catches her foe quite unaware

Her spirit is stirred, her motions are blurred, Kvold’s looking worried and pounded
His eyes are swole, can barely cope, she’s in control and shouting

                                VALBORG

I I I I I am a warrior!
I I I I I am a warrior!

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UGGGH

What is Ugggh but a feeling,
That we’re feeling deep inside
From the first breath we are breathing
Thru the last before we die
What is Ugggh but what we’re seeking
Every moment we’re alive:
Yes it’s Ugggh, yes it’s Ugggh, yes it’s Ugggh

What is Ugggh but a mission
You pursue with all your might
With every set back ammunition
For your heart, your solum your fight
Yes, Ugggh’s the definition
Of the pain that stokes the fire
And she was, oh yes she was, she was Ugggh

Oh she was Uggh!
Hard like a stone
Warm like a fire
He life her own
And tho I miss her
Inside I know
She’ll Ugggh forever
Our hearts her home

And now she’s free to wander
To leave her pain behind
To seek out in the yonder
What she’s searched so hard to find
With the space wind in her hair
And the wisdom that is Ugggh
Gonna go on home to Greenland
Be back with the ones she loved
And tho she’s gone she’s living on
In every on of us with all her Ugggh…

What is Ugggh but an empty
When you’re mourning deep inside
A hole you’ve no hope for mending
Where your friend once did reside
Cept “Ugggh” what’s there to say
To remember, to inspire
She was Ugggh, She was Ugggh, She was Ugggh

Oh yes she was, she was Uggh, she was ugggh
Yes she was Ugggh!
And we are Ugggh!
Now and forever
Cuz what she’s done
And she will be with us
In those we love
And she was love… Yes she was Ugggh.

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TREASURE MADNESS

                             SONDRA

Deep in the belly of a treasure ship
Jade vases, laser rays, but just one pick
Palms wet, brow sweat, I’m feeling sick, oh no!

                             FUZZO

Gold crowns, silk gowns, platinum pearls
The highest valued treasures from a million worlds
Calling my name, think I’m gonna hurl!  Oh no!

                            ALL

Want it!
Oh you really want it!
Oh you really want it!
Oh you really want it!

                             PANGLA
Priceless tridents, Diamonds the size of islands
Feats of science - Fire breathing laser lions!
Eyes are widening, fantasize what’s mi-e-ii-e-ii-e-iiine

                            FUZZO

Jewels, gems, a giant bone
Riches, countless, unknown
All that glitters, take it home with me!

                            ALL

Want it!
Oh I really want it!
Oh I really want it!
Oh I really want it!

Treasure madness has got us gasping at all we could ever want!

                             SONDRA
Loads of gadgets!

                             FUZZO
An emerald casket!

                            PANGLA
A bottomless croissant!

                            SONDRA
Jet packs!

                            FUZZO
Tapestries!

                            PANGLA
Eggsacks full of children’s dreams!

                              ALL
A score with choice galore!
Skin’s gone hot and my eyes gone green
Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more more more more more!

                             SONDRA
Something isn’t right here, something tells me
Something’s got us blinded, isn’t healthy
Something that is quite near, we’re forgetting
Something that is right here, with all of this shiney- NO!

[Stack three parts:]

1. FUZZO

Jewels, gems, a giant bone
Riches, countless, unknown
All that glitters, take it home with me!

2. PANGLA

Priceless tridents, Diamonds the size of islands
Feats of science - Fire breathing laser lions!
Eyes are widening, fantasize what’s mi-e-ii-e-ii-e-iiine

3. SONDRA

Something isn’t right here, something tells me
Something’s got us blinded, isn’t healthy
Something that is quite near, we’re forgetting
Something that is right here, NO NO NO NO!

Treasure madness has grasping at all we could ever want
But what we need is clarity and CALM
To focus on…

Guys, why are we here?

                            FUZZO
Diamonds!

                          PANGLA
Bottomless Croissant!

                           BLOOR
Bloor!

                          DANKENT
Vases!

                          SONDRA

No!  I mean, not what do we want from here - what are we looking for?  Why did we come this far?  What do we NEED?

                          FUZZO
Home

                          PANGLA
Family

                          BLOOR
Bloor

                          DANKENT
Vases?

                          SONDRA

Yes! Except for Dankent. That’s right!

Remember what we came here for: to save all we hold dear
And we need a ship to take us far from here!

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THAT DARN DANKENT

Dankent is a real cool dude! Sure
Who’s covered in some mites and fleas…
But we love him from his greasy face
Right down to his advanced
Undiagnosed liver disease!

Cuz that’s our stinky Dankent!
We love our stinky Dankent!
Sells like he’s begun to ferment!
His health is on the descent!

He is not well, but well is what he means
And so he is a friend to me

Sure he’s unremarkable, his hope to help is farcical
And most of this is all his fault
But he’s the straight male lead that all of us agree
We real could’t do with, well, maybe couldn’t do without!

Cuz he’s our stinky Dankent!
His flatulence is frequent!
Not very intelligent!
But gentle, loving, well-meant
Bad at his job, but he tries, at least half the time
As a detective, defective, and should be fired
Has trouble breathing, just standing, it’s kinda wild

He is not well, but well is what he means
And so he is a friend to me!

Credits and Lyrics for Addendum 3 of Our Dumb Universe

starring:

Sorter - Alanna Saunders
Announcer - James B Kennedy
Bong - Emma Galvin
Beep - Kerry Ipema
Huphalumpagus - Rachel Flynn
Feltina - Christina Pumariega

written by Jonathan A. Goldberg
music by Matt roi Berger

recorded, mixed and edited by Martin Fowler

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FLUFF AND FOLD MEDLEY

                               HUPHELUMPUGUS 

Fuzz fuzz my love
Off into adventure
I guess our time together’s at an end

                              FELTINA

Fuzz fuzz my love
I’m scared I think I blew it
I’d give anything to do it all again

                         HUPHELUMPHAGUS

No,
Hold my hand
Just hold my hand
Hold my hand
And we’ll face the end
Though we’ve no face to face it with
Cuz you try the best you can
Yeah you try the best you can
And I’ve loved the best I ever could have loved

                             FELTINA

Fuzz fuzz my love
My heart it would be breaking
If my heart were in my ankle, it would ache

                         HUPHELUMPHAGUS

Fuzz fuzz my love
Though we’ve no second chances
I can’t think of any changes I would make

Cuz you try the best you can
Stay alive the best you can
And then you die the best you can
Like here together, foot in hand

Yes, hold my hand
Just you hold my hand
Hold my hand
And we’ll face the light
Just as we’ve faced all - side by side…

Plush love
That’s you
Your heart
Beats true
And you give
And you live
With Plush Love
You gave
Yourself
To save
My felt
And you paid
What you paid
With Plush Love

                            FELTINA

We’re a bit worse for the wear
Our threads are thin and frayed, it’s true

                         HUPHELUMPHAGUS

And though we go, I know not where
I know I’m not afraid - I’m with you

                           FELTINA

Fuzz fuzz my love
I always did unravel with you near
Fuzz fuzz my love
So there’s nowhere that I’d rather be than here
Fuzz fuzz my love
If we were still whole and full today
Fuzz fuzz my love
What would you say?
What would you say?

                         HUPHELUMPHAGUS

I’d say get over here you big old foot

                          FELTINA

Are you telling me to… heel?

                        HUPHELUMPHAGUS

I could slap you for that

                          FELTINA

Yeah, and not much else

                       HUPHELUMPHAGUS

Oh, you want to see what this hand can do?

Hold my hand
Hold my hand

                      HUPHELUMPHAGUS / FELTINA

Hold my hand                         Fuzz fuzz my love, it’s off into adventure
Hold my hand                         It’s you and I together till the end
Hold my hand                         Fuzz fuzz my love, there are no second chances
Hold my hand                         But I would make no changes to our plans

                         BOTH

Because you try the best you can
Yes you try the best you can
Feel alive the best you can
Align your life with your best friend And yes you die the best you can
When you go…
Oh oh oh oh…
Plush love
Plush love
All that’s left
That’s enough

                      HUPHELUMPHAGUS

Say you will

                         FELTINA

I say I will

                        BOTH

For Plush Love