audgeosborne:

downthetummblrhole:

pleiadic-magic:

fyeahsecularwitchcraft:

sassmaster-r2d2:

undead-tealeaves:

attackfish:

glorious-spoon:

rubynye:

lemonsharks:

dr-pijehan:

dead-positive:

What would you want done to your body after you die?

Buried? Cremated? Thrown to the wolves?

I’ve instructed my partner that I want to be cremated, then turned into a piece of jewelry and sold at an estate sale as a haunted piece of jewelry. My bones will be available before cremation on request.

When he dies, I’m zipping him in that mushroom suit and burying him in the backyard, and then telling everyone he’s my secret ingredient when I make dishes with mushrooms in them.

Organ donor, then cleaned and mounted as a teaching skeleton to be donated to a medical school or school of anthropology. A short biography must accompany the skeleton at all times, and it must bear the name “Boo”.

Something scientific. I’ve signed up to be an organ donor but I’ve been using mine long enough that they might not be useful to anyone else anymore, except for science purposes. Am a bit tempted to ask to be zipped into a mushrooom suit and buried in the woods for people to pick mushrooms and have picnics, though. That sounds pretty cool.

Cremation.

If not cremation, then I want to be buried under a giant old oak tree, so centuries from now when it’s knocked over by a strong wind my skeleton will be tangled in the roots and will be yanked up to dangle in thin air and scare the shit out of people.

I’m donating my body to the body farm. My illness prevents me from donating my organs, so I will leave my intact body to scientists to learn more about human decomposition.

my corpse to be thrown into the living room of whoever my remaining friends think needs the shit scaring out of them most

I want to be cremated and turned into one of those pods who feeds coral in the ocean.

I want to be embalmed and left in a chest of drawers as a housewarming gift for the new occupants of my house

For real though this actually happened to one of my dad’s friends, he moved into a house and there was a dead guy in the gentlemen’s press

i want to be embalmed but also have robotics places inside my bones and joints beforehand. battery pack, remote control and a display case… what could go wrong?

1. Cut my head off to make sure I’m dead. This is very important.

2. Bury me in the cemetery so I can make ghost friends.

Cremated, and buried with one of those tree seed pots so I can be a redwood tree