#i am holding your hand
I will eat rehydrated pickled fish and enjoy it.
I will eat fermented beans that leave strands of slime on my chopsticks and still manage a smile.
If you light a fugu fin on fire and drop it in my sake, I will be your friend for life. I will probably even follow you home.
That being said, MACCHA-FLAVORED SWEETS ARE TERRIBLE. Terrible terrible terrible! Terrible.
God, it feels good to say that.