#i can live with that

LIVE

witchertrashbag:

hyperactivehedgehog:

blacklupis:

marbledgummies2:

“witchers can’t blush” is a load of horseshit. why? because if a witchers blood “can’t rush like that” their dicks wouldn’t work, Mr. Sapkowski

The tags are precious and give me life!

compromise: Geralt gets pegged a lot

snapdragon76:

akosnoavek:

sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes:

smol-evil-gremlin:

my-newest-hyperfixations:

:

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

I’m married to the entire cast of The Untamed except for Wen Qing >:(

a goose with a knife.

a goose

I’m gonna have the best possible dreams

JEMMMM

That means i’m married to Dick Grayson. Yesssssssss…

sunshine-tattoo:

bluebellhairpin:

bluebellhairpin:

With the resurgence of Percy Jackson, I’m thinking of making a uquiz about whichrealistic godly parent you’d get (meaning no option to be fathered by Zeus, Poseiden, or Hades, and an rare option to not be a demigod at all) because I think we all need that.

Behold, the realistic godly parent quiz! And behold, apparently I’m the daughter of the God of sleep. How fitting.

Reblog with your parent in the tags!

Child of Hebe

Children of Hebe aren’t common - congratulations! You love planning parties, and are often seen as social butterflies. You like seeing others happy, and may do social or community service in order to see smiles on the faces of others. Hebe is known as the goddess of youth, so prepare to have your ID checked at bars for a long while yet - that babyface wont go away quickly. However the youth also comes with an advantage of fast healing - so fast even that some injuries or sicknesses don’t bother you at all.

  1. have any of you gotten your wisdom teeth removed
  2. does it hurt D:
loading