#i cant do this i cant believe

More shitposts abt Comte bc what else am I really good for

Since I’ve finally recovered from the last event story released for him…..oh my godkhlkjshgkjdshkja the fucking BOSS MUSIC emanating from this man. The absolute possessive insanity throbbing in his skull–it’s killing me!!!! Sir!!!! On what planet!!!! Does a person get jealous over shoes!?!?!?!?

I just. “to bestow you with a gift without consulting me first.” Is where I first heard the Kill Bill Sirens. My god. I was like he’s taking this wel–. He is not taking this well. Abort mission. I–

Fr good luck to that boutique owner I don’t even want to imagine what kind of reprisal is waiting in store for that man. I may be stupid but I’m not an idiot I would never pick a fight with Comte if someone paidme that man does not fight to get even ;;;;;;;;;;; he fights to cripple his opposition forever, holy shit

Anyway framing this one screenshot as I downspiral into Comte-loving madness: 

Oh to be an oblivious fk in love with Comte…