#i crack myself up
If I had a nickel for every man who’s expressed a desire to lick My ass, I could buy a plane ticket to Italy right now. Of course, I get a pretty good discount on air travel, so that’s not as huge a number as it might be for some women. But still, it’s significant. And I’m thinking maybe I should set a measurable goal for Myself related to when I permit ass lickers access. Much like a walkathon; I wouldn’t charge the licker to lick, but perhaps y’all could pledge a nickel per 10 minutes. Enough donors and I’d be on My way to Rimini in no time.
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la-muerte-es-solo-el-principio:
Hopefully no one else did this!!!! I make myself laugh. Shit Im funny.
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