#i do find this hilarious though

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keuhkopussirotta:

Why every time a fantasy book has some kind of human-animal bonding thing, 90% of the time it’s a wolf and the rest of the time it’s some other cool animal like a hawk or some other bird of prey?

Why not some ordinary animal that people usually come in contact with, like a rat or a pidgeon or hell, a pig?

I could write that, actually. A dude practicing Dark And Forbidden inherent animal magic, whose familiar is a pig.

Not even a wild boar or anything, just a completely ordinary sow.

Just a man and a pig, hanging out, being friends. Making morbid jokes about eating each others’ children.

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