#i hope youre all having a lovely day

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“well I guess I’ll go fuck myself ” (galaxy wallpaper) 

“It’s like I’m controlling a fuckin fidget spinning fighter jet." 

’‘If I ever host a dinner party that’s so goddamn boring that people start talking about my salt shaker just fucking shoot me’' 

“sometimes you shit yourself,sometimes you don’t You think you’ll win,but you won’t”

(note: these may upload slowly because i’ve set the queue to post throughout the week that i’m gone)