#i just love the contrast

My cat: Hello inferior beings. I am a lady of good breeding and therefore will not be messing about. Watch as I judge you all. None of you are safe from my scorn. Give me fish treats and revel in my superiority.

*cat is tackled by dog*

Dog: Hi best friend! Do you wanna play chase? Or chew on the humans’ socks? I love you! Do you wanna snuggle on the couch? Heres a toy, we can play tug of war! Play play play!

Cat: Unhand Me You Fiend.