#i know but hey

wolfstrela:

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn’t like to leave the house

Me: spends the entire hour of therapy constructing an elaborate, Boris-and-Natasha style plan to trick my brain into doing a fun activity that I love

My therapist, gently, at the end of the session: “Maybe we should also put that ADHD evaluation back at the top of the list.”