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madame-mitochondria:

Y'ALL this amazing interview with Vico Ortiz just dropped.

Highlights

  • Vico has a great aunt who is an actual nun. They told her their character, Jim, was raised by an “assassin nun.”
  • Much like nana, their great aunt was “scandalized” by assassin part, not the name change. Their great aunt nun is also cool with Vico being Vico (aww)
  • THE JIM AND OLUWANDE ALMOST-KISS WAS IMPROVISED!!!
  • So APPARENTLY in the script, jim and olu only had a “will they/won’t they” moment but there were only supposed to exchange a Look TM. They filmed the scene once, and while resetting the cameras, Sam (Oluwande) and Vico went back. (13:34 on the vid)
  • “Should we just go for a kiss?” “Yeah”
  • So these two mfs come back, tape starts rolling and when the Moment comes vico and sam just slowwwwly lean closer…and closer…
  • no one is stopping them.
  • And now they ACTUALLY!! LITERALLY!! KISSED!!! ON THE LIPS!!
  • Gasps everywhere. SOMEONE YELLS CUT.
  • “HWWWHAAT JUST HAPPENED??!” - some ofmd cast member, apparently
  • “Yeah yeah let’s lean into that! Lean to the almost kiss moment but DONT ACTUALLY GO FOR IT”
  • David Jenkins: “so i’m actuallyglad this is happening” *waves hands* “but we’re just gonna- we’re just gonna touch back on that later”
  • Vico and Sam: okay great! Good times!!
  • Samson and Vico really wants to ship Jim and Oluwande. Go figure for Vico and Sam to accidentally improv a kiss three episodes early, and a whole two episodes before Ed and Stede.
  • Also apparently Vico got to watch the flashback scenes with kids behind thr cameras which is cool

Seriously this show is unhinged. I love it.

its-heiress-actually: I made these for raccoongoon because Peridot is her fave, and honestly these mits-heiress-actually: I made these for raccoongoon because Peridot is her fave, and honestly these mits-heiress-actually: I made these for raccoongoon because Peridot is her fave, and honestly these mits-heiress-actually: I made these for raccoongoon because Peridot is her fave, and honestly these mits-heiress-actually: I made these for raccoongoon because Peridot is her fave, and honestly these mits-heiress-actually: I made these for raccoongoon because Peridot is her fave, and honestly these m

its-heiress-actually:

I made these for raccoongoon because Peridot is her fave, and honestly these make me laugh too much to not share.


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Done with words I’m done hearing you speak. I’m done hearing you whine, with those cutti

Done with words

I’m done hearing you speak. I’m done hearing you whine, with those cutting little remarks sinking their little barbs into my skin. I’m done waiting for a reply, only to receive a blank stare instead, with perhaps some faux-witty remark in the stead of something substantial. I’m tired of hearing you try to one up me at every turn.

I’m done with the conversations. The long, rambly ones where we cover all sorts of topics, meander across the globe in an attempt to coax the competitive edge out of me, have me regale with talk of travel, near misses, brushes with death. I’m done with the way you laugh. The way you make me laugh. I’m done with the charming way you can disarm me with a moment’s word, not even a sentence. One surgically placed set of syllables to bring me to a smile, or crack me into a chuckle.

I’m done with hearing you speak. Right now is for guttural groans, muffled moans and not too wholesome whimpers. It’s for my hands, your throat, and every little synapse that fires itself blind like a strobe light the instant the two meet up. Now is for my cock and your cunt, and all those wet little noises we can make with them. Words are done, your voice is done, and I’m done with both.

And when I’m done with you, when we’re panting and smiling and you’ve got your head on my chest. When you squeeze my cock with the aftershock of an orgasm, I might have a word or two for you. I might take the tape off your mouth and let you have a word or two for me. But until then, I’m going to take every one from your lips. 


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Was doing so well with keeping track of my money, and then my floof here got sick I have for some of

Was doing so well with keeping track of my money, and then my floof here got sick I have for some of the vet/med bills, but could really use some help for my munchkin..

Just 5 or 10 $ would be so appreciated..

https://paypal.me/tonksies


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fivequartersoftheorange:

gorgeous gorgeous girls will really say “I just think he’s neat.” and will show you a picture of the hot unhinged, pyschopathic villain.

when i’m 75 years old i will look back at this man and cry

shina913:

Coquet, Part 3 | JJK

Coquet, Part 3

\ kō-​ˈket
Definition:noun. a man who indulges in flirtation.

✫✫✫Coquet Masterlist✫✫✫

Pairing:Escort!JJK x Fem-reader

Rating: M ()

Genre:Fake-dating!AU; Strangers to lovers; fluff; angst; smut

Warnings: cussing; explicit sexual conversations; awkward family dynamic; some anxiety; alcohol consumption; mom drinks excessively; public embarrassment; sassy Jimin; A LOT of sexual tension; vulnerable confessions; emotional outbursts; very touchy-feely JK; brunch-appropriate kissing

Word count: 5.3K+ words

Summary:On your brother’s wedding, you dread traveling to see your family–whom you have successfully avoided for over a year after moving across the country for work. In an effort to save face, you hire an escort to get them off your back and perhaps even make your ex–who happens to be the best man–a little jealous.

A/N: Sorry to keep you all waiting! I had to finish a deadline for next week and my other series is shaping up to be super complex (please still look forward to it!!). Also have a shit-ton of work UGGHHH

Anyway–more tension for these two. Thank you to my lovely betas–who practically yelled at me for edging them with this update! But they are both in agreement that Jungkook is the most desirable man in the room. And with that, please enjoy!

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This was my reaction, and yes it was at 2am.

WHYYYYYY ISSS HEEEE SOOOOOO PERFECCCCCTTTT IN THIS AUU!!!!!

I want one

No but for real, the way he’s just handled her family, and yn when things were getting a bit awkward, and that KISS AT THE TABLE GAWDDDDAMMNNNN the word usage, ‘lush’ as I recall I mean hot damn, I LOVE WHEN MEN ARE JEALOUS!

he’s so safe and sweet, and don’t even get me started on his meet me halfway with Jimin, that was so freaking smooth. Yns got it right tho, BRAIN + JK VISUAL = SHORT CIRCUIT!

And his pov at the end, lemme just fan myself,

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