#i like the way you think
gettin ready for a day of work
frankly speaking no race in middle earth would be allowed in a forge with the safety standards we have today
Humans: Hair must be either too short to get in the work or tired back
Elves: Nah, what’s the worst that could happen? A quick trip to the west?
Dwarves: Start your morning off right with fire-retardant beard oil
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the double meaning of con has been so funny this week. like no offense to Jester, I get she was emotionally distressed at the time, but if I was Artagan’s lawyer, I would have definitely argued at his trial that he gave everyone fair warning when he named it “TravelerCon.”
I see a lot of memes about the Batfamily saying weird shit and confusing each other, and while that’s totally valid, I’d like to think it’s the exact opposite. Batman and his children say the most absolutely insane shit possible to one another, and they all nod in agreement like a philosophical discussion. The members of the JL, Titans, Outlaws, etc., all refer to this as “Echolocation,” Bats chattering away with no one being able to tell what the actual fuck they are going on about.
Steph: OsmosisOsteoporosis like Old Moses.
The Bats, nodding in realization: Ohhh
Anyoneelse:?????
