#i posted abt jeanist a lot tonight
Jeanist: I want my own company.
The city: Okay.
Jeanist: And I want all my workers to be men.
The city: …alright…
Jeanist: And they all must wear tight skinny jeans 24/7
The city: wai-
Jeanist: And I must groom them all to perfection.
The city: now just hold on a dick grabbing minute-
