#i remember when this post was made
It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn
power move
Update: the someone is my father
does he have a flashlight
“dad did you have a flashlight?”
“no”
“how did you see?”
“moon.”
sounds like a dad to me
Idk all the dads I know have multiple flashlights and brag about how many lumens their flashlights have and hey look this one has a strobe light mode but this one turns into an emergency light (aka it turns red and has a stand) but this one has three strobe modes, two dimness levels, and the back is hard enough to be used as a bluntforceweapon here put this in your purse in case of emergency I know I just gave you a flashlight but that was a pen light meant for small things and the other one is a flood light meant for wide areas this one also turns into a knife and has a screwdriver attachment and yeah I know you have that multi tool I bought you last week but that tool only had a small light on the end barely enough lumens to see by what if you need to light up the entire universeIjust bought this pack of twelveflashlights and each one has enough lumens to outshinethesun have you seenithere let me turn it on for you and shine it down the street so you can see how bright it is you can see clear across the city and would be able to see into the next one if there weren’t so many buildings let’s go to the beach r i g h t n o w so I can shine this down the horizon I swear you can see into the next galaxy at least…
reblog and tag whether your dad is a Flashlight Dad or a Moon Dad
