Perfectly normal grocery stores

I feel like we often don’t acknowledge how very strange US grocery store names are. People just think it’s normal to shop at a place called Big Bear or Giant Eagle or Piggly Wiggly.

So I used GPT-3 to add to a list of Perfectly Normal grocery stores.

Dandy Orchard
Large Bag
Boonie Weasel
Now & Then Foods
Eggfooted Turtle
Goomy Foods
See How Much!
Sleepy Bloom Bloom
Rhino On Windows
Brash & Haunted
Big Fuzzy
Blue Why Why
Jumbo Boost Built in Juice
Too Good to be True Foods
Fair-Oil Edible Foods
Rash Dung Parade
Excrets
Little More Large Brook
McSkinney’s Pile
Unknown Foods