imagine being a normal citizen of arendelle. you’re just minding your goddamn business when the queen plunges your kingdom into eternal winter, very nearly killing you. she then somehow recovers from that absolute PR nightmare by building a cool ice rink. then three years later you’re forced to evacuate because that bitch decided to Awaken The Spirits of the Enchanted Forest and you almost die AGAIN when the kingdom almost floods– but wait, she saves the day! so it’s Fine!
then she hands the kingdom over to her normal well-adjusted sister and peaces out to the scandinavian wilderness to become a full-time forest cryptid. she can occasionally be spotted riding her magical water horse across the sea like lesbian jesus. you have no idea what the fuck just happened. you’re just trying to sell some lutefisk. how do you explain this to your children
citizens of arendelle when they hear idina menzel yodeling about how her heart yearns for adventure at 3am
Dying.
This was the entire premise for my Disney OC. He’s a florist who just wants some goddamn peace and quiet, but he’s always thrust into yet another magical adventure as a typical Villager Background Character. The only Disney thing about him is he’s immortal, but that just means he’s had to live through every single magical garbage fire from sleeping beauty to a more modern tale like lilo and stitch
