#i think this is a ship fic bc it has fake marriage… right

Oh my God Desert Duo + Renchanting Spy x Family AU

Grian, a spy, is sent to investigate a mafia boss called Red King who is powerful enough to threaten peace between countries. To infiltrate into RK’s inner circle, he needs to find a child and enrol them into Dogwarts (???) Academy, where RK will make his only public appearance. Grian goes around and finds this mind reading child little shit called Martyn, and Martyn’s like “yeah I’m bored to tears, why not”. Scar, an assassin, is in need of a cover for his assassin job (Hawkeye pew pew sounds) so he gets into a fake marriage with Grian. Martyn is very amused by Desert Duo shenanigans. Grian’s like “scAR” every ten seconds and thinks Scar is dumb as hell. Scar is just oblivious to all of Grian’s strategising and plotting and is very :D

Scott, who collects intelligence for Grian, is extremely amused by how Grian gets so flustered by Scar and Martyn. So he takes every opportunity to annoy Grian and fuel Martyn’s shenanigans lmao

At school, Martyn is placed in the same class as Ren, the son of the Red King (yeah they’re two different people, bear with me). Ren is all like “HEAR YE HEAR YE BOW DOWN TO YOUR FUTURE KING” and his friends Skizz and Etho are like “REN MY BOSS-MAN!!”. Naturally Martyn’s like “man this kid sucks, he’s so stuck up.” But Grian needs to get close to RK for the mission, and thus relies on Martyn getting close to the son of RK. Martyn grudgingly tries to befriend Ren but Ren doesn’t really care for the “peasant” Martyn. Martyn gets pissed and his hand comes flying into Ren’s face (“You DARE lay your hand on me, laddie?? YE COULD’VE BROKEN MY NECK AND BEHEADED ME”) and Martyn’s like “well he had it coming!”

…This is chaotic. and i have no idea who the becky is