#i want them to get to china and to not settle down at all
Everyone wants Ed and Stede to settle down and retire and run away to china but I want them to have an unhinged murder arc after they get back together. I want them to be a couple and do pirate shit together. I want them to be the power couple of piracy. I want them to be on some Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy shit. I want them flirting stupidly with each other to be the last sight some sailors ever see. I want Stede to stab a man and for Ed to go “Babe, you’re so hot when you do that” and they start making out while he bleeds out and the crew of the revenge take all his shit.
