#i woke up and had to say this

Varg is like the christian god.

Ok, hear me out…
- he has no sense of loyalty but expects it from anybody
- is paranoid and psychotic
- kills for stupid reasons and puts the blame on the victim
- brainwashes millions of people into believing his bullshit side of the story
- is homophobic
- is racist
- sees women only as a walking womb
- made up some fantasy BS and put it in a book, and now acts as if it’s real
- raises his children away from reality, basing their education on said book
- wants to tell you what you should and shouldn’t eat and drink
- hates tattoos and has negative opinions on tattooed people
- flood the planet… with an endless stream of crappy albums
- has no sense of style
- is easily triggered
- has a white beard