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narcissistic-introvert:

Existentialist and grumpy miyazaki is the best miyazaki.

applejackismyhomegirl:

politicsoflanguage:

“WE DON’T SPEAK GOOK”

Read More: http://blog.angryasianman.com/2014/10/the-most-racist-reason-to-send-back.html

THIS IS WHY YOU CANNOT JUST MAKE UP FAKE “KOREAN” OR “CHINESE” NAMES AND WEAR THEM LIKE JEWELRY. YOU DON’T GET TO PRETEND TO BE ASIAN WHEN YOU WILL NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH SHIT LIKE THIS IN YOUR PROFESSIONAL OR PERSONAL LIFE. 

-Mod R

sokkaspetboomerang:

literally every shipping community in every fandom ever

cynicalison:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid cunt.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

People kick up a fuss in my work all the time because they think they will get something out of it. It’s a shame because it makes us more suspicious of the genuine cases where a customer deserves some form of discount.

thivus:

raven3ye:

me as a child

me as a 20 year old

wildflower-faerie:

scarftumbls:

this was adorable but then the cat

The cat is an accurate description of me in winter.

rabidchild67:

spicyshimmy:

memes practically made for star trek

sixpenceee:

These are photos of Japanese capsule hotel called Nine Hours. They are located in the Kyoto and Narita airports. A capsule hotel that features a large number of extremely small rooms intended to provide cheap, basic overnight accommodation for guests who do not require the services offered by more conventional hotels.

k-cervantes:

The librarian in his many forms from The Last Continent.

Full resolution here x

bakathief:

Drew this one three years ago when I was reading @mangaluva‘s awesome fanfic called “A Phantom Thief” https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5490626/1/A-Phantom-Thief

Since holidays started I’m gonna reread some of my old fave fics and this will be one of the first ones to be reread! <3

Oh my god, thank you so much! This is incredible! I really like the colour dichotomy, especially :D

bllueart:

idk this is.. something xD

Inspired by Mangaluva’s Undertale fanfiction What Little Monsters Are Made Of which I read this morning. I loved it, it’s beautiful.

This is post True Pacifist end, in something like a Floweypot AU, I guess.

Oh my god, this is fantastic! Gave me a real laugh, too, with “Kiev” being close enough XD Thank you so much!

sixpenceee:

1. THE UP SERIES:It follows the lives of 14 children through their lives interviewing them every seven years. It’s amazing to see how they change and where they go. It shows that personality traits do not tend to be very static. Being introverted at 18 doesn’t determine how you’ll be at 32. A girl on there around 20 was totally against having a family and was very cynical about relationships and marriage. Next interview, she was happily wed with children. I link you to 7 UP, which is the first documentary in the series. 
2. QUEEN OF VERSAILLES:If you have any interest in the SUPER RICH of America and how absolutely delusional they can be, then this documentary will blow your mind. It’s a great window into the lives of people who literally have everything a person could need. Even when they loose everything, they’re entirely incapable of believing that they’re a normal citizen.
3. THE ACT OF KILLING: One review describes it as: “This is the most gut-wrenching film I’ve ever seen. It actually makes you understand the nature and true face of evil, and it’s terrifying because it’s so, so normal. After watching it you know that in some other life, you could be him.”
4. BABIES: It shows the different ways, different cultures raise their children. It shows how different but similar we all are at the end. They documentary follows 4 different babies, from Mongalia, to Tokyo, to Namibia and then the U.S
5. INSIDE NORTH KOREA: An eye-opening film that shows you the truth about a hidden country 
6. TOUCHING THE VOID: A documentary about two mountain climbers who have an accident on their way back. As one review described it: “Better than any fictional suspense film. Just unreal. You know throughout that the two climbers lived because you’re sitting there watching them narrate, but at times you just can’t believe it.”
7. THE COVE: A 2009 documentary film that analyzes and questions dolphin hunting practices in Japan. One review described it as “an impeccably crafted, suspenseful expose of the covert slaughter of dolphins in Japan.”
8. THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE: The documentary follows U.S. Marines as they train Afghan security forces, showing their ineptitude, drug abuse, sexual misconduct, and corruption as well as the reduced role of US Marines due to the troop withdrawal.
9. BBC PLANET EARTH (All 11 Episodes): An HD exploration of our world. You’ll just love everything about this, trust me. 
10. JESUS CAMP: About a Christian summer camp, where children spend their summers being taught that they have “prophetic gifts” and can “take back America for Christ”. This documentary led to the shut down of this summer camp. 

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Feel free to add to this list!

chechula:

Lord and Ladies sketches :3

I really like discworld elves :D (… i like drawing them :D ….)
(and i finally drew Mustrum Ridcully :) )

thereddeathpasses:

I CANNOT PICK AFAVORITE