#if i had to see this with my own two eyes so do you
i’ve never seen spn but i want aziraphale and crowley to rescue castiel and give him a stern but loving talk about wasting his precious heart on straight dudes
I’m obsessed with the idea that they adopt Castiel as their recently uncloseted gayby and take him to farmers markets and the opera
the horrifying/hilarious part is when you realize that Castiel has a type and that type is “scruffy homophobic dudes who hunt supernatural entities,” which can only mean one person in Aziraphale and Crowley’s world
cue another stern but loving talk about standards, dear boy, you simply must develop some
i hate this so. much.
you are horrible and i love you so much.
