A thought that popped into my head last night

Detective one: *flipping through notes in interrogation* So… your name is “Veronica Sawyer”?

Veronica: Um… yes?

Detective one: well Veronica it seems that instead of “Veronica Sawyer” it should be “Veronica you need a fucking lawyer*

Capitan over intercom:

Thats comedy g o l d Mikey