fellas is it gay to hallucinate the distant figure of your beloved, fallen apprentice as you walk beside his daughter who asks if she’s your daughter and the answer is no and the answer is i could have been, and you can seehim, but he’s not really there, he never was, and vader’s coming, the force is murmuring, whispering, warning, that you can’t escape him, obi-wan, except it’s ben now, obi-wan’s gone, because anakin’s gone, and vader’s all that’s left, and you can see him, just over there, standing across the field, his arms folded across his chest in that commanding way he used to have, his gaze piercing from all that distance and across all those years, his handsome face like it’s carved from marble, his daughter pulling on your arm to wake you up. he’s there, he’s gone, you can’t escape him, obi-wan.
stede is such a lucky guy. not just because he found a hot pirate who adores him, understands his idiosyncrasies, etc. but did you see how excited ed was to fold laundry? when they retire and get married stede is never going to have to lift a finger because ed’s going to be like hey babe are there anymore dishes i can do? :D
the raw ENERGY?? energy?? of Molly hiring prostitutes while he’s SHARING A ROOM with OTHER PEOPLE !! there are TWO OTHER PEOPLE THERESIR you can’t just DO THAT
