#im sure he would have been thrilled to let you join
Me:“Maybe the real reason Death betrayed Walter Bernhard was because Walter planned a threesome that didn’t involve him and Death got very jealous.”
Walter: “Two hotties in my bed, please.”
Death:“Oh?”
Walter: “Yes, their names are Sara and Leon, and they are to be wed. I will whisk them away from their petty mortal lives, of course.”
Death: “Ah… just them?”
Walter: “Yes. Though, I suppose their friend would do well to join. He was the one to offer them to me.”
Death: “I see. That’s great. I’m so happy for you.”
