#imagine the humor

But imagine: Portia and Violet team up in Season 4. You CANNOT tell me that these two don’t already see what’s going on right in front of them. Violet was there in that drawing room and saw how her baby boi stared at Penelope like she was his favorite flavor of cookie. She heard Penelope say his beard made him look distinguished. 

Portia heard him say to her about her daughter that he was telling her things he could tell no one else for they would make him blush. She saw that smile Penelope gave her after he left. 

Violet and Portia schemes. 

Violet and Portia asking meddling questions. 

Violet and Portia interrupting Colin and Penelope with knowing looks.

Violet and Portia becoming buddies. 

Violet and Portia cackling when they realize these two thought they were being secretive.

Violet and Portia team up in S3! I WANT IT